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It was just a normal day in my teenage life, waking up at 5, having a quick wank over my dead brother with down syndrome and then going back to sleep to wake two hours later for college. I would life for college and walk along the path through the forest, where the immigrants would. God damn it, those fucking foreigners always taking our jobs, I can't stand those fucking New Zealanders. Always getting drunk at 4 in the morning, pissing on gravestones of dead children and organizing sex raves in supermarkets and bus stations. Why hasn't a fascist movement rose to power yet, Hitler made it look so easy.
Anyway, I stepped in a pile of dog shit and an elderly man laughed and called me a stupid retard. I told him he needs to shut the fuck up or I'd slice the wire on his nose that supplies him with oxygen. That old smelly piece of bear shit soon learned his place in the world and then I laughed and called him an idiot. He died and then a group of yellow people like in the Simpsons started poking his dead body. I nodded and walked away
As I was walking to college I was thinking about who I would meet when I go to hell. Hitler would most probably be too busy with his fans trying to suck his balls and lick the shit out of his asshole. Genghis Khan seems like a cool guy, though his dick most probably smells like my farts or my grandmothers corpse, either way you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
I soon realise that this story was going nowhere and I then decided to hang myself lmao